FATAWESOME

They say that necessity is the father of invention, but a local personal trainer and part-time inventor disagrees. Maceo Braxton, of Worcester MA, has dubbed himself the father of the father of invention, also known among family and friends as the grandfather of invention.

“So many day-to- day activities take up more time and effort than they should so I am constantly coming up with ideas to simplify my life. Since I decided to pursue this new venture I haven’t been able to sleep. I always carry a notebook and pencil with me to write down my ideas- which logically led to the creation of my pencil-notebook mittens.”

Braxton’s first invention, patent-pending, is projected to revolutionize the snacking world. The new oreo-friendly dipping cup has already created quite a stir in his neighborhood, leaving children and the elderly alike, licking their blackened teeth between smiles. The product’s design is similar to a normal cup, but with double the circumference. This altercation allows even the largest of hands to dunk an oreo smoothly into the milk of their choice, leaving the edges of their cup smudgeless and their fingers lactose-free.

“I am also in the process of patenting an entire series of creations that will allow people to remove leisure activities from their schedule. After a long week of work or school, everyone has their hobbies to tend to- from video games, painting, sports, gardening, reading, or listening to music. I want to make machines that will do these activities for people. Imagine a machine that would play video games, or even go bird-watching for you. Imagine the ability to do absolutely nothing. Maybe someday we’ll even have an invention that will invent things for us.”

An optimistic Braxton, who spends days and nights in his garage, has vowed not to rest until he can rest more easily or have something rest for him. Until then, the public will carry on their lives with slightly more ease at the expense of this brilliant man.