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HOW ARE THEY NOW?

I recently caught up with Marc Summers the former host of Nickelodeon’s wildly popular game shows Double Dare and What Would You Do? I had the opportunity to speak to him about his past fame as well as upcoming projects.

Hi Marc. Thanks for taking the time to meet with me.

It’s no problem I always have time for a quick interview.

I just want you to know that I loved watching you on Nickelodeon. You were a really great host.

(Laughing) Those were some good times.

So what have you been doing with yourself lately? Are you planning on making a comeback to television? I mean the last time we saw you, you were hosting Double Dare.

Actually, I’ve been hosting shows for the Food Network for the past five years.

Yeah…but seriously, are you working on any new projects or looking for work?

Listen, I don’t need to look for work because I am CURRENTLY hosting a show called Unwrapped on the Food Network.

Well Marc it looks like were out of time. Thanks again for coming in and updating our readers on what you’ve been up to. Good luck with breaking back into the entertainment industry.

What the hell is going on here?

Oh, and if you want, you can drop off a copy of your resume to our secretary and I’ll make sure it gets into the right hands.

Go f#ck yourself.

Plymouth town residents were up in arms over offensive and discriminatory signs posted at a local ice cream stand earlier this week. Over 100 disabled rights advocates gathered on Wednesday to publicly renounce “Sprinkles & Sunshine Ice Cream” and disrupt business until action was taken.
Mayor Roger Klotz ordered immediate removal or concealment of the sign due to the deliberate discrimination. Ice cream stand owner Steven Goebbels was originally averse to taking down the signs but has since given in to complaints and modified them. He feels the new posted signs are more appropriate and less offensive to all.

Fidel Castro, baseball fan and ruler of Cuba since 1959, made an announcement earlier this week that left the world with jaws dropped. Since his forceful overthrow of the Cuban government, Castro has remained one of the most hated public figures in history. With diminishing health at the age of 82, Castro made a bold move in an effort to clean his tarnished slate. Before an audience of thousands, Castro proudly announced, “The people of Cuba will now be able to have the colonel’s original recipe, chalupas, gorditas, and a side of coleslaw… IN THE SAME RESTAURANT.” The crowd exploded in celebration as shotguns were fired into the air. Tacos and extra-crispy drumsticks rained down after being fired from surrounding cannons. Castro also announced his resignation before leaving the platform.

Fashion collides headfirst with functionality, safely. Bike helmets made their official fashion debut at the Spring Collection Premiere in New York City. All of the top American designers as well as designers from across the globe gathered for the highly anticipated event.

Rumors started at last years premiere in Paris, but they were quickly dismissed from the tabloids. “After an overtly raw and provocative Paris event, I don’t think any of us were expecting something so… safe,” said Ronaldo Bandialdi of Vogue Magazine. “That’s the nature of the fashion world though, taking something plastic and lined with Styrofoam and making it unattainable to the common people.”

A bold step, but not everyone agrees that it’s in the right direction. Ricky Dante, revered as Europe’s fashion sultan, said that modeling is supposed to be embodied by danger. “Vulnerability and risk is why we do what we do,” Dante reportedly declared in a French editorial. Helmets give the illusion of safety, deflating the air of respect that modeling calls for. Dante went as far as to call out specific designers for breaking the heels out from under them.

Despite a few cynics, the overwhelming majority predicts bike helmets to flood the market in the upcoming season. Versace and Polo have even announced plans for next winter’s bike helmet line.

So if helmets are indeed here to stay, we might have to start asking the bigger questions like- What will become of hair designers? And - Is there such thing as too safe?